Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 3, 2017

Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it...
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.

Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch...
Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me. No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee. He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! -- The Smothers Brothers