Freebsd Fortunes

SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!
                -- Ken Thompson

Schapiro's Explanation:
        The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's
because they use more manure.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Schlattwhapper, n.:
        The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schnuffel, n.:
        A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in
mixed company.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schwiggle, n.:
        The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a
pencil.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made
of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts
is not necessarily science.
                -- Henri Poincair'e

Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
                -- William Buckley

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
        You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.  You will
        achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of
        ethics.  Most Scorpio people are murdered.