Freebsd Fortunes

I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes
on the same day.

"I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer."

"I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer"
                -- Senator Claghorn

I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting.  I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
                -- Shakespeare

Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
        No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.

James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
                -- Tom Stoppard

Jenkinson's Law:
        It won't work.

Jesus Saves,
Moses Invests,
But only Buddha pays Dividends.

Job Placement, n.:
        Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!