Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 1, 2021

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: ...
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password.

Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: ...
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.

I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best...
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!