Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 10, 2021

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

Hard Copies and Chmod And everyone thinks computers...
Hard Copies and Chmod And everyone thinks computers are impersonal cold diskdrives hardware monitors user-hostile software of course they're only bits and bytes and characters and strings and files just some old textfiles from my old boyfriend telling...

A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest...
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.

I'm definitely not in Omaha!
I'm definitely not in Omaha!