Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 5, 2021

From deep in the crypt at St. Giles Came a bellow that echoed...
From deep in the crypt at St. Giles Came a bellow that echoed for miles. Said the rector, "My gracious, Has Father Ignatius Forgotten the Bishop has piles!?"

In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet...
In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost, It's the best part of valor To bugger the gal, or You're apt to fall in and get lost.

There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her cunt...
There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her cunt with a cork. A woodpecker or two Made the grade it is true, But it totally baffled the stork. Till along came a man who presented A tool that was strangely indented...

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking...
A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]