Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 7, 2021

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young lady of Brabant Who slept with an impotent...
There was a young lady of Brabant Who slept with an impotent savant. She admitted, "We shouldn't, But it turned out he couldn't- So you can't say we have when we haven't."

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all...
QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely different.

Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in...
Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either. -- Oscar Wilde