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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 3, 2021


Be careful of reading health books, you might die of...
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain

Save gas, don't use the shell.
Save gas, don't use the shell.

An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That...
An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place, Not in high place."

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