Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday November 6, 2021

There once was a pretty young Mrs. Whose tearful but short...
There once was a pretty young Mrs. Whose tearful but short story thrs. Her mind lost its grasp - Now she thinks she's an asp And just sits in the corner and hrs.

There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is...
There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is the story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And fondled the cock Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.

There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, ...
There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, And when she was dead They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner.