Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 18, 2021

There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads...
There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads of Yen. So he built him some chicks, Of silicon chips, And hasn't been heard from since then.

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!