Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 4, 2021

Isn't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in...
Isn't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.

We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various...
We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various Chinese dialects ... to handle present and likely future contingencies. -- J.Hoover

A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left...
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.

A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair...
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen. She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison.

Windows 98 is the most popular virus on the market today.
Windows 98 is the most popular virus on the market today.

Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key...
Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!