Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 9, 2021

"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat...
"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see." -- Monty Python

There was a young lady of Arden, The tool of whose swain...
There was a young lady of Arden, The tool of whose swain wouldn't harden. Said she with a frown, "I've been sadly let down By the tool of a fool in a garden."

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best...
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!