Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 19, 2021

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read "Harper's...
There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's" Till he grew such a passion For feminine fashion That he knitted a snood for his balls.

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.

Don't Worry, Be Happy. -- Meher Baba
Don't Worry, Be Happy. -- Meher Baba

Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding...
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.

Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just...
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.