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Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 872 of 3566 |
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic
route!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 873 of 3566 |
Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 874 of 3566 |
Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 875 of 3566 |
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together ...
-- Carl Zwanzig
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 876 of 3566 |
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 877 of 3566 |
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 878 of 3566 |
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been
discontinued.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 879 of 3566 |
During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
times, often with
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"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it."
-- W. Somerset Maugham
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