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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 10, 2008


My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents...
My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see! She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated...
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek

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