Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 6, 2008

If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?

Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West
Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West

There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with...
There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with his ass. He put in a trap To take out the crap, But the vapors corroded the brass.

Your password is pitifully obvious.
Your password is pitifully obvious.

"'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true." --...
"'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true." -- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shake's _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_

Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your...
Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.

Duty, n: What one expects from others...
Duty, n: What one expects from others. -- Oscar Wilde