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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 4, 2008


A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach...
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that...
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius...
I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar

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