Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 23, 2008

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

The more I want to get something done, the less I call...
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"