Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 14, 2008

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.

grasshopotomaus: A creature that can leap to tremendous...
grasshopotomaus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.

Fortune's current rates: Answers ...
Fortune's current rates: Answers .10 Long answers .25 Answers requiring thought .50 Correct answers $1.00 Dumb looks are still free.

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired...
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.