| Humor: Monday February 25, 2008 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 25, 2008Brain, n.:
The apparatus with which we think that...
Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most... Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun Man must shape his tools lest they shape him... Man must shape his tools lest they shape him. -- Arthur R. Miller Meester, do you vant to buy a duck? Meester, do you vant to buy a duck? QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon... QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything." The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe... The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe. -- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe... The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe. -- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 25, 2008
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