Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 16, 2008

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With...
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun. Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun.

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what...
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.