| Humor: Wednesday February 20, 2008 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 20, 2008The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy. Corry's Law: Paper is always strongest at... Corry's Law: Paper is always strongest at the perforations. Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it... Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have... Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at... Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant. The grave's a fine and private place, but none, I think,... The grave's a fine and private place, but none, I think, do there embrace. -- Andrew Marvell Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. People often find it easier to be a result of the past than... People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future. People respond to people who respond. People respond to people who respond. People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other... People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure. -- Russell Baker People tend to make rules for others and exceptions... People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity,... Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and... By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence" What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY? What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY? What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ... What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ... What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about... What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf? What PROGRAM are they watching? What PROGRAM are they watching? Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 20, 2008
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