Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 21, 2008

Why be a man when you can be a success? --...
Why be a man when you can be a success? -- Bertolt Brecht

There was a young woman named Florence Who for fucking...
There was a young woman named Florence Who for fucking professed an abhorrence, But they found her in bed With her cunt flaming red, And her poodle-dog spending in torrents.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture...
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Laurie Anderson

Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.

When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion...
When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore. -- G.B. Shaw

Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?

I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...
I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O ...