Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 18, 2008

Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with...
Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.

Even in the moment of our earliest kiss, When sighed...
Even in the moment of our earliest kiss, When sighed the straitened bud into the flower, Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome this; And that I knew, though not the day and hour. Too season-wise am I, being country-bred, To tilt at autumn or defy...

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.