Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 15, 2008

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic...
"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..." -- Professor in the UCB physics department

Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.

Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come. Somebody...
Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come. Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum. You may think I'm crazy, you may think that I'm insane, But I swear to you, before this day is out, you folks are gonna see some...