Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 19, 2008

If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent...
If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.

QOTD: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing...
QOTD: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them...
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life can be so tragic -- you're here today and here tomorrow.
Life can be so tragic -- you're here today and here tomorrow.

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