Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 8, 2008

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine...
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. -- H.L. Mencken

Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a...
Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a man named doc, and never lie down with a woman who has got more troubles than you.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two thousand days. It's not...
Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two thousand days. It's not a lot. It's all you've got. Twenty two thousand days. -- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand Days"