Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 11, 2013

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. -- W.E. Hickson

There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was...
There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny. For half of that sum You could finger her bum-- A source of amusement to many.

There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably...
There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short. When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"