Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 31, 2013

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from...
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

A guest in a household quite charmless Was informed...
A guest in a household quite charmless Was informed its eccentric was harmless: "If you're caught unawares At the head of the stairs, Just remember, he's eyeless and armless." -- Edward Gorey

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.