Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 23, 2013

Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California...
Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will never succeed. -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty...
If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of whether you love her.