Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 10, 2013

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk...
Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper...
The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold...