Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 18, 2013

A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop of Bingham...
A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop of Bingham in slavery Midst screeches and howls He deflowered young owls Which he kept in an underground aviary

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune:...
3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from...
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold. Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And...

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's...
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.