Humor: Saturday July 13, 2013 - Best of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 22, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 13, 2013


There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where...
There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. Said she, "I don't mind, And higher up you'll find The place where my fucker and farter is."

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nothing There".
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nothing There".

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 13, 2013
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
All Time Best  |  Year's Best  |  Month's Best  |  Today's Best
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes