Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 27, 2013

I've already told you more than I know.
I've already told you more than I know.

When among apes, one must play the ape.
When among apes, one must play the ape.

There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much...
There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much faster than light. She took off one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.

[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory...
[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. -- Wernher von Braun

Life is difficult because it is non-linear.
Life is difficult because it is non-linear.