Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 11, 2013

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion...
This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.