Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 19, 2013

There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender...
There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender. He would charge one-and-two For permission to view His remarkable double pudenda.

There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of...
There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow."

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

Inside every large program is a small program struggling to...
Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.

The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.