Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 22, 2013

we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,...
we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love, we will cry over things we used to laugh & our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentile creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then & in the end a summer with wild...

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as...
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

There was a young lady named Mandel Who caused quite...
There was a young lady named Mandel Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal By coming out bare On the main village square And frigging herself with a candle.

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."