Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 12, 2013
There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing...There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could please either sex,
But, oh, what a bastard to clean! This land is my land, and only my land,
I've got a shotgun,...This land is my land, and only my land,
I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one,
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off,
This land is private property.
-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 12, 2013
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