Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 6, 2013

I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.
I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on...
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

QOTD: "What women and psychologists call `dropping...
QOTD: "What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call "baring your neck."

There is never enough time to do it right the first time,...
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!