Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 17, 2013

A dentist, young doctor Malone, Got a charming girl patient...
A dentist, young doctor Malone, Got a charming girl patient alone, And, in his depravity, Filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.

There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome,...
There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich, Yet the girls he would dazzle, And fuck to a frazzle, And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!

While travelling in farthest Tibet, Lord Irongate found cause...
While travelling in farthest Tibet, Lord Irongate found cause to regret The buttered-up tea, A pain in his knee, And the frivolous tourists he met. -- Edward Gorey

VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.
VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.

Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.

I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...

I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual...
I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!