Freebsd Fortunes

"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
                -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
        You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.  You
        are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.  You are
        not very nice.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes.
                -- Mickey Mouse

Armadillo:
        To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle

Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
        (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
        (2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
        (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
            first two laws.

Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to
measure progress.  Some cathedrals took a century to complete.  Can you
imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

Art is anything you can get away with.
                -- Marshall McLuhan.

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
                -- Paul Gauguin

Arthur's Laws of Love:
        (1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
            remind them of someone else.
        (2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be
            delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of
            yourself in person.

Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.