Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 21, 2021

There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her cunt...
There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her cunt with a cork. A woodpecker or two Made the grade it is true, But it totally baffled the stork. Till along came a man who presented A tool that was strangely indented...

There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered...
There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach. So long was his tool That it wound round a spool, And he let it out inach by inach.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" ...
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before." "I thought you said you were an accountant!"