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At Vassar, sex isn't injurious, Though of love we are never...
At Vassar, sex isn't injurious, Though of love we are never penurious. Thanks to vulcanized aids, Though we may die old maids, At least we shall never die curious.

There was a young lady named Bower Who dwelt in an Ivory...
There was a young lady named Bower Who dwelt in an Ivory Tower. But a poet from Perth Laid her flat on the earth, And proceeded with penis to plough her.

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