Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 25, 2021
A pious young lady of Chichester
Made all of the saints... A pious young lady of Chichester
Made all of the saints in their niches stir
And each morning at matin
Her breast in pink satin
Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.
There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady... There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter to nine,
They sat down to dine,
At twenty to ten it was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner.
There was a young fellow...