Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 4, 2021

If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate...
If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load? -- Christopher Hodder-Williams

There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of...
There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar. As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par."

While spending the winter at Pau Lady Pamela forgot to...
While spending the winter at Pau Lady Pamela forgot to say "No." So the head-porter made her And the second-cook laid her; The waiters were all hanging low.