Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 7, 2021

A tired young trollop of Nome Was worn out from her toes to...
A tired young trollop of Nome Was worn out from her toes to her dome. Eight miners came screwing, But she said, "Nothing doing; One of you has to go home!"

A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which...
A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies. Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place...

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.