Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 23, 2021

Every why hath a wherefore. -- William...
Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many...
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves. -- Lenny Bruce

There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is...
There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is the story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And fondled the cock Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.

There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible...
There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible meany. The hatch of her snatch Had a catch that would latch - She could only be screwed by Houdini.

There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was...
There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie, The hatch of her snatch, Had a catch that would latch, She could only be screwed by Houdini.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. --...
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -- Cartoon caption

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond;...
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"