Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 22, 2021

Every why hath a wherefore. -- William...
Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"

"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor...
"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception." -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989

Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in...
Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.

There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good...
There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur. But now that he's married he's Been using cantharides And the root of their love is much firmer.

There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse...
There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse in defiance Not only of custom And morals, dad-bust him, But of most of the known laws of science.

You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded some great honor.

Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes...
Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.