Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 20, 2022

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young man from Boston Who rode around in...
There was a young man from Boston Who rode around in an Austin. There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas, But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds...
There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds of booze. He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up too many screws."

Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!