Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 28, 2022

Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells...
Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal...
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in...
There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in the gutta The heat of the sun Affected his gun And turned all his cream into butta!